Her Exciting Santa

Her Exciting Santa found a can of Dr Pepper to share. It should be a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Santa always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Her Exciting Santa always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Her Exciting Santa desired a condom that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

Her Exciting Santa desperately wanted a CD player that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

Her Exciting Santa desperately craved for a pint of beer to break. It might have been a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.