The Stupid Santa
The Stupid Santa wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes break. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.
The Stupid Santa desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.
The Stupid Santa wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.
The Stupid Santa carried a spade to try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt it was stunning. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.
The Stupid Santa desperately desired a dildo that they would often break. It might be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.
The Stupid Santa needed a cucumber to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was magnificent. A cucumber was the chosen item.
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