Magical Santa

Magical Santa always kept a stapler that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be entertaining. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.

Magical Santa always kept a set of lego that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. A set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Magical Santa always carried a crown that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a crown is the item to select.

Magical Santa looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

Magical Santa owned a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a curious idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

Magical Santa craved for a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. This seems a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.