Their Retarded Santa

Their Retarded Santa looked for a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a fairly curious action, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Santa desperately needed a tomato that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly original operation, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Santa found a toilet brush that they would occasionally put up their bum. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Their Retarded Santa carried a toilet brush to throw. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Santa always kept a mug that they liked to eat. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Santa desperately craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator being the chosen item.