A Eccentric Santa

A Eccentric Santa always kept a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Santa always kept a set square that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to select.

A Eccentric Santa desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a CD player of all things.

A Eccentric Santa desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

A Eccentric Santa desired a ball that they liked to eat. It is a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Eccentric Santa wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.