Confused Santa

Confused Santa desperately looked for a wig that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

Confused Santa craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

Confused Santa owned a condom to play with. It might have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be magnificent. A condom was the item that was opted for.

Confused Santa desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand to share. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Santa wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Santa looked for a computer that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a computer was the chosen item.