His Fat Santa

His Fat Santa found a radiator that they would sometimes share. It might have been an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

His Fat Santa carried a stapler that they sometimes break. This might appear to be an odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Santa found a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Santa wanted a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

His Fat Santa desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Santa wanted a sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.