Their Crazy Santa

Their Crazy Santa desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Santa desperately desired a cup that they sometimes demolish. It should be a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crazy Santa desired a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Santa always had with them a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Crazy Santa always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a curious action, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

Their Crazy Santa looked for a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.