A Red Santa

A Red Santa found a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

A Red Santa found a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

A Red Santa needed a bag of flour to embrace. It would be an original exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

A Red Santa always carried a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a melon is the item to select.

A Red Santa desperately desired a teapot that they would often sleep with. It would have been a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered it was exciting. A teapot of all things.

A Red Santa always carried a rubber chicken to cuddle. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.