The Talented Santa

The Talented Santa always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Santa owned a bat to play with. It is a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Santa desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly original operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Talented Santa looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Talented Santa needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Santa always had with them a sword that they would often break. It is a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A sword was the thing that was chosen.