My Crypting Santa

My Crypting Santa often carried a toilet brush to put on his head. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Santa carried a set of lego that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the thing selected.

My Crypting Santa needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

My Crypting Santa desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Santa desperately desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

My Crypting Santa desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly weird idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a wig having that done to it