The Talented Santa

The Talented Santa found a helmet that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Talented Santa always kept a custard pie that they would worship. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Talented Santa desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Talented Santa often carried a bat that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Talented Santa searched for a stretchman that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Talented Santa often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.