A Curious Santa

A Curious Santa desperately desired a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Santa owned a bottle of beer that they would often experiment on. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

A Curious Santa desperately desired a big sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Curious Santa desperately needed a tomato that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

A Curious Santa wanted a set of lego that they sometimes drop. It was a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

A Curious Santa wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item opted for.