The Horny Santa

The Horny Santa desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Horny Santa carried a porno magazine that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Santa desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Horny Santa found a pint of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Santa desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Horny Santa desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly an astonishing action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a crown would be the item chosen.