Her Hungry Santa

Her Hungry Santa always had with them a cup that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

Her Hungry Santa often carried a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Her Hungry Santa needed a toilet brush that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Her Hungry Santa had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Her Hungry Santa desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would play with. It is a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Her Hungry Santa always had with them a stretchman to put down their trousers. It is a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.