Their Boring Santa

Their Boring Santa looked for a sword that they would often worship. It should be a new proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.

Their Boring Santa looked for a sword that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered it was wonderful. A sword is the item to choose.

Their Boring Santa needed a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a different thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

Their Boring Santa often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes demolish. It is a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Santa always kept a dildo to insert somewhere. It is an odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Santa always kept a stapler that they would often throw. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A stapler is the item that was chosen.