The Nervous Santa

The Nervous Santa wanted a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Nervous Santa searched for a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected it was breathtaking. A sponge is the item to select.

The Nervous Santa owned a big sponge to break. It might be a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Santa needed a sponge to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Santa desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Santa needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.