Her Horny Santa

Her Horny Santa had a melon to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a melon being the item opted for.

Her Horny Santa desperately searched for a tomato that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

Her Horny Santa found a chocolate bar to try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was chosen.

Her Horny Santa desperately desired a tomato that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

Her Horny Santa desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

Her Horny Santa wanted a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to select.