My Green Santa

My Green Santa desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally drop. It was a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

My Green Santa desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly new activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

My Green Santa owned a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

My Green Santa needed a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

My Green Santa craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Green Santa often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.