A Nervous Santa

A Nervous Santa wanted a dildo that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Santa needed a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Santa found a melon to sleep with. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Nervous Santa always carried a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

A Nervous Santa desperately needed a tomato that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

A Nervous Santa often carried a bottle of wine that they would embrace. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.