Their Crazy Santa

Their Crazy Santa desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often break. This seems to be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Santa always kept a stapler that they would break. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen item.

Their Crazy Santa had a radiator that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a radiator being the chosen item.

Their Crazy Santa desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Their Crazy Santa always carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

Their Crazy Santa always kept a custard pie that they sometimes break. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.