The Hungry Santa

The Hungry Santa desperately needed a set square that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Hungry Santa owned a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. It might be a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Santa wanted a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was amazing. A cup being the item selected.

The Hungry Santa always kept a magic 8 ball that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Santa owned a stapler that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is fun. Strangely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Santa always had with them a wig that they liked to hug. It would have been a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is fun. A wig being the item selected.