A Naughty Santa

A Naughty Santa desperately looked for a stapler that they would often throw. It is an astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

A Naughty Santa always kept a pen that they sometimes throw. This could be considered an astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen being the thing selected.

A Naughty Santa found a tomato that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a funny activity, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a tomato of all things.

A Naughty Santa desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

A Naughty Santa desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would put up their bum. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

A Naughty Santa desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.