A Lonely Santa

A Lonely Santa had a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Santa always carried a set of lego that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be exciting. Strangely, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

A Lonely Santa desired a cheese grater that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

A Lonely Santa needed a melon that they would often worship. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lonely Santa looked for a computer to annihilate One might find this to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

A Lonely Santa had a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be epic. A can of coke was the thing that was opted for.