His Special Santa

His Special Santa searched for a stapler that they liked to hug. It might have been a curious idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.

His Special Santa needed a porno magazine that they would often play with. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

His Special Santa desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

His Special Santa always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

His Special Santa desperately wanted a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

His Special Santa had a crown to experiment on. This seems to be an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. A crown being the item selected.