Their Retarded Santa

Their Retarded Santa always kept a little monkey that they would drop. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Their Retarded Santa carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Santa desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Their Retarded Santa looked for a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been an original action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Santa often carried a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Santa looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.