My Careful Santa

My Careful Santa wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It might be a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

My Careful Santa always had with them a pint of beer to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

My Careful Santa desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.

My Careful Santa desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would throw. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

My Careful Santa found a dildo that they would occasionally play with. It would be an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

My Careful Santa desperately desired a melon that they would eat. It is a fairly weird thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was opted for.