The Crypting Santa

The Crypting Santa had a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Santa always carried a can of coke that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Santa often carried a bottle of coke that they would often sleep with. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.

The Crypting Santa always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be simply life. A cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Santa carried a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Santa desperately wanted a bat that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A bat is the item to choose.