My Crypting Santa

My Crypting Santa had a bag of flour that they would often share. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Santa owned a sponge to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

My Crypting Santa found a spade that they liked to smash. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Crypting Santa always had with them a can of coke that they would often eat. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be exciting. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Santa often carried a custard pie to eat. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

My Crypting Santa found a magic 8 ball that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.