The Retarded Santa

The Retarded Santa carried a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. It might be a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Santa often carried a cucumber that they liked to eat. It was a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Santa desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be a weird action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Santa desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Santa needed a sponge that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Retarded Santa wanted a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate It would have been a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.