A Depressed Santa

A Depressed Santa wanted a spade to hug. It is a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Santa always carried a wig to sleep with. It is a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig of all things.

A Depressed Santa needed a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

A Depressed Santa craved for a bat that they would often worship. It would have been an original idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Santa needed a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

A Depressed Santa desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item selected.