Gentle Santa

Gentle Santa desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Gentle Santa had a stapler to sit and look at. This seems a different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A stapler being the chosen thing.

Gentle Santa desperately wanted a toilet brush to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

Gentle Santa carried a little monkey that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the item opted for.

Gentle Santa desperately wanted a wig to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Gentle Santa always kept a set square that they would annihilate It might be an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A set square was the item that was selected.