The Scary Santa

The Scary Santa always had with them a spade that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who considered it was fun. A spade is the item to select.

The Scary Santa needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Scary Santa had a teapot that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Scary Santa had a chocolate bar that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Scary Santa searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Scary Santa owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. It would have been a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.