A Big Santa

A Big Santa often carried a set of lego that they would often share. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego having that done to it

A Big Santa wanted a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

A Big Santa had a condom that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

A Big Santa often carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

A Big Santa desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

A Big Santa looked for a ball to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the item that was chosen.