The Special Santa

The Special Santa carried a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

The Special Santa looked for a helmet that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Special Santa carried a crown that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Special Santa desired a set square to rub on his belly. It was a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen thing.

The Special Santa owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Santa carried a teapot that they would sometimes play with. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A teapot was the thing that was selected.