The Colourful Santa

The Colourful Santa looked for a radiator that they liked to hug. It should be a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Santa carried a big sponge that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Santa owned a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a funny action, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Colourful Santa desired a spade that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was miraculous. Strangely, a spade is the item to select.

The Colourful Santa had a cheese grater to drop. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Santa desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes demolish. It is a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.