The Colourful Santa

The Colourful Santa often carried a ball that they would worship. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Santa always had with them a CD player that they liked to sleep with. It might be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Santa always kept a vibrator to sleep with. It might have been an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator of all things.

The Colourful Santa found a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Colourful Santa always carried a dildo that they would often smash. It would have been a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Santa had a magic 8 ball to annihilate It would be a fairly astonishing action, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.