The Crypting Santa

The Crypting Santa desperately needed a bat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Santa looked for a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be magnificent. A painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Santa found a mug that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug being the item selected.

The Crypting Santa desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Santa desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Santa looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.