The Determined Santa

The Determined Santa desperately searched for a little monkey that they would share. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Determined Santa found a hat that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Determined Santa always carried a sack of potatoes that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Determined Santa desperately wanted a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Santa carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Determined Santa desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to select.