His Angry Santa

His Angry Santa needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often put up their bum. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

His Angry Santa looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Angry Santa desired a big sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Angry Santa craved for a lava lamp to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

His Angry Santa had a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a set square having that done to it

His Angry Santa craved for a melon that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.