The Eccentric Santa

The Eccentric Santa desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A pint of cider of all things.

The Eccentric Santa desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes share. It is a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Eccentric Santa desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Santa searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Santa, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Santa always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Santa desired a set of lego to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was fun. A set of lego being the chosen item.