Eccentric Santa

Eccentric Santa desperately craved for a CD player that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

Eccentric Santa desired a set of lego that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Santa had a teapot that they would often break. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was exciting. A teapot is the thing to choose.

Eccentric Santa desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. It is a strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Santa desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Eccentric Santa wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.