The Silly Santa

The Silly Santa always kept a cup to break. It would be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Silly Santa desperately looked for a big sponge that they would often annihilate It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Silly Santa found a tomato that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Santa desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Silly Santa desperately searched for a bat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Silly Santa wanted a sack of potatoes to drop. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.