His Talented Santa

His Talented Santa always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

His Talented Santa always had with them a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a weird thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it was awesome. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.

His Talented Santa desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is fun. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

His Talented Santa needed a cucumber that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

His Talented Santa always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. It should be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

His Talented Santa often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.