Ugly Santa

Ugly Santa needed a lava lamp that they would cuddle. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Ugly Santa desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

Ugly Santa owned a crown that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

Ugly Santa often carried a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon being the item selected.

Ugly Santa needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

Ugly Santa owned a CD player that they liked to play with. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a CD player being the chosen thing.