The Confused Santa

The Confused Santa always had with them a block of cheese that they sometimes throw. It was a new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Confused Santa desperately craved for a block of cheese to sit and look at. One might say this is an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Santa desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would share. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Santa always kept a bottle of coke that they liked to play with. It would be a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt it was amazing. A bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Confused Santa owned a sponge to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be sublime. A sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Santa craved for a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was selected.