The Crypting Santa

The Crypting Santa found a sword that they liked to put on his head. It might be a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sword being the chosen item.

The Crypting Santa owned a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Crypting Santa desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Santa desperately desired a sword that they would often hug. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A sword being the thing selected.

The Crypting Santa had a set of lego that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a funny exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Santa had a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.