Her Foolish Santa

Her Foolish Santa desperately searched for a pencil sharpener to hug. It should be a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Her Foolish Santa always had with them a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen item.

Her Foolish Santa carried a condom to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be sublime. Strangely, a condom is the item to opt for.

Her Foolish Santa often carried a custard pie that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels it was awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

Her Foolish Santa owned a pencil sharpener that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who expected it was sublime. A pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish Santa desperately looked for a stretchman that they would drop. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.