His Horny Santa

His Horny Santa carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Santa searched for a stretchman that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

His Horny Santa found a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Horny Santa carried a sponge that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Santa desperately looked for a porno magazine to experiment on. It might have been a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

His Horny Santa wanted a rubber johnny to throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.