The Round Santa

The Round Santa desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to play with. It was a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. A little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Round Santa looked for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Round Santa always carried a painting of a melon that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt it was out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Round Santa craved for a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly different proposal, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to choose.

The Round Santa often carried a rubber johnny that they would throw. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Round Santa always kept a magic 8 ball that they would often break. It would be a surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball of all things.